Isn’t proofreader one word? That’s Murphry’s Law in action.

OK, no chiropractors. But what about witch doctors? Is is safe to take my baby to a witch doctor?

I eat meat, but I’m tired of shitty black bean burgers, too. Why would you intentionally inflame a vegetarian-vs-meat-eater bitchfest when your article really has nothing to do with vegetarianism? This is exactly the sort of divisively bitchy douchebaggery vegetarians are often unfairly (but in this case, fairly)…

“See you next time” is code for C U Next Time