good thing i am a poor

Well, I guess I can stop trying to get the trifecta. I already have the other two and only wanted Vaporeon for this.

1. You don’t know my life

So what you’re saying is that she’s not, in fact, a true Scotsman?

My grandmother was 89 when she passed away a month ago and in hospice at the end when she was starting to be pretty unaware and we knew it would be over soon we just went ahead and told her Hillary had been elected and my grandmother, the lifelong democrat who went back to college in her 40s, was so happy. So we need…

I know I’m like 10 minutes away from starting my monthly grind but I am emotionally unstable in the best way. I am sobbing again because of this woman WHO WATCHED HER MOTHER VOTE IN THE FIRST ELECTION THAT INCLUDED WOMEN and also because my own three daughters are going to witness a woman elected president of these…

Smith has a history of writing poorly researched, accusatory articles, and refuses to accept constructive criticism, so this does not surprise me.

“You can’t stop the signal” is the most insufferable and self important cool girl response to defending your own stupidity that I’ve seen in a long time.

Cheesecake Factory is pretty bomb. But it’s no California Pizza Kitchen.

Third eye open, well done.

This mural says “Taylor Smith”.

In case nobody clicks on ONTD link and misses this wonderful internet gem:

Given the disaster-in-waiting that is the Rio Olympics, from the dead mascot to the bay contaminated by human feces and raw sewage to the beaches strewn with body parts to the overcrowded favelas to the cratering economy to the government riddled with corruption to the shoddy construction of the venues to the lack of…

...but teachers should only be 21-year-old Harvard kids who want to teach for two years!

My nine-year history on Jezebel is an open book, free for anyone to look at and judge. You, new account with a couple dozen posts?

Fuck. I have brothers who are religious and not at all feminists, and we’ve gotten into fights when they express sexist sentiments and such... but goddamn, I cannot even fathom this. Honor killings are atrocious and incomprehensible. Whatever your feelings about someone’s behaviour and views... that’s your fucking…

They use the same logic with gay people. Gay men are weak because they either impersonate women or think highly of women (this isn’t discounting the misogyny within the gay community). My mother, a Somali woman, used to say I was disrespecting my manhood by getting climbed into. For some reason she could only picture…

I'll be wearing baby oil and a knowing yet mildly unsettling smile.

Lately I’ve been experimenting with turning my baseball cap around so that the brim is behind me. It seems counter-productive, sure, but I feel it projects a signal that I’m ready to party and would be open to the company of hot babes.