I preferred Ron Paul as James Bond in “Goldstandardfinger”.

That was the old way. Mickey has tactical drones to handle things these days.

Won’t most people just think that’s a picture of Donald Trump?

Thanks for the support!

This is gonna be one of those comment sections, so I just want to say I appreciate you sharing with your experience and hope things get better.

I was gonna write “inb4 all the ignorant and racist bullshit” but there’s already a “fuck off” comment, so I guess I’m too late.

Maybe because they’ve made it clear for almost a decade that they don’t do nuance and tend to shun them fancy book-learnin thangs? And that they also nominated Trump?

Because, Clam, they typically tend to demonstrate a complete lack of empathy, compassion, and introspection. You would know this if you followed politics even a bit.

“She leaned over me, her divine hair blazing in the sun—I don’t know what she was wearing—and she cooed, ‘stick your prick in me.’ Her celestial body descended, like a pilgrim, on my throbbing pecker. I failed to satisfy her lusty heaving body. Humiliation scourged me, her impossibly large eyes resentful. I regretted…

All I know is that I never wanna go sailing with this guy.

I know the answer! They’re written by boners, for boners.

I’m typically a very nice person who likes to give everyone the benefit of the doubt**, but I’ve never felt such Schadenfreude as I do for Elizabeth Holmes! She is the epitome of reckless entitlement. I’m especially sad that her minions will chalk this up to the requisite “failures” that all successful, groundbreaking…

Once again confirming that I, a person whose ancestors were brought to U.S. shores 200+ years ago—long before the immigrant ancestors of many a white person—am still not a “Real American” with the rights of full citizenship. Thanks, Joe Walsh, for reminding me.

I’m about to head to the Governor’s mansion in a minute. My daughter sent me a text today, “Mom, I love you. I’m so scared.”

She means the cops.

I like this. Assholes don’t get cake. Oh, you think girls are asking for it? No more cake. You said “If he was beating her, why didn’t she just leave?” No more cake. You think rape culture doesn’t exist? Say goodbye to Cake Culture, moddafucka!

Last night, when I was giving out cake, the Son in Law said that she shouldn’t be allowed to sue because she chose to continue working there. I literally took the fork out of his hand and said that he can’t have any until he pulls his head out of his ass. I’m not fooling around with these people anymore. No more aid…

that part (Two Americas) of the Saunders piece really struck me as...rushed? Undercooked? He’s better than that. Also that part where he grabs a black woman’s arm and explains her own values to her....a little cringe.

I know whenever I get pregnant accidentally, I head to the Alamo to think things through.