You realize he is joking right?

It’s hilarious and very very Kardashian to plan an announcement like that. But it genuinely fucking sucks that that’s how her mom found out (presumably she was going to tell her before sending out the emoji).

If you had an opportunity to say “Suck it, Kris!” and that moment was taken from you, wouldn’t you be a little miffed?

To be fair, most white people are comfortable with jokes about race as long as they’re the ones making it, not the ones receiving it. At least from my experience. Props to Wilmore though. His show deserves more recognition than it gets.

Anybody following Angelina Jolie has to look better than Vikander IMO. I honestly think Charlize Theron would be a great pick but w/e.

This girl is too plain to follow in Jolie’s footsteps. Nor does she have the tough girl/bad girl persona that came so naturally to Jolie at the time Tomb Raider was made. Will not watch.

If this were a prequel, with Vikander playing a younger Lara pre-Tomb Raider, I would be all over it. I don’t play the games, but I love movies based on video games, and the Lara Croft films were among my favorites in that genre.

She’s pretty. But her eyes seem slightly dead, which was excellent for Ex Machina.

sorry, are you challenging me with a picture of another boring and inexplicably ubiquitous actress? Because that is definitely Dakota Johnson in that picture.

Yeah, I don't care much about Tomb Raider but I did hope the Daisy rumors were true. And I have a deep and irrational dislike of Vikander.

This, of all things, strikes me as not being a horrible outcome. At least his taxes will go to benefit (well, some portion of them, hopefully) the area where he grew up and spent his entire adult life and was by most estimates a very involved community member.

I think parts of it may be true, but I don’t believe that after almost 20 years of having one of the most intensely controlled images in pop, Beyonce just suddenly decides to air her dirty laundry all over the place. It seems out of character.

Yeah, that was fucking stupid. But since she’s the only one getting “heat” and not actually profiting from this ridiculousness, I am certainly not going to pile on. Or care.

I don’t get how people aren’t angry at the disloyal hound who apparently has been unfaithful fairly often. Sure, make this all about the women. I have no dog in this hunt, so do not care - it just strikes me as odd.

what would happen in a celebrity fan deathmatch where the Swifties, Beyhive, Lil Monsters, and Bielebers all fought in a scary tag-team style fight?

How is she the bad guy in this? Jay Z is the one who actually, you know, cheated on his wife. Many times. But no, let’s be stereotypically stupid women and attack other women for the behaviour of men.

Toasted? How exactly is it empowering to stay married to a serial cheater and then write a song about it where you act all tough but at the end of the day you go home to your cheater and he keeps on cheating?

Ugh...I dislike the part where Beyoncé fans the flames of not only woman v. woman in a cheating experience, but also good hair v. “bad” hair. Ummm...she’s Beyoncé. She is known for singing about Independent Women and her flowing, blonde hair. She could use her voice for so much more.

So, Beyonce just roasted the shit out of Jay Z for cheating on her. The album she did it on is on Tidal, which Jay Z owns. So Jay Z is literally making money off of cheating on his wife? Lemonade for everyone.

I would also be in the middle of a personal emergency if every Beyonce fan IN THIS UNIVERSE and a few others were being super fucking insane. Holy shit.