Right? He can be very funny and cute but there’s a distinct thread of... kinda immature, smug humour there too. I know everyone Tweets something stupid from time to time but all his slip ups had a similar “punching down” flavour, targeting women or fat people, which doesn’t bode well. I dunno, he just seems a bit…

Their conversation as a whole is pretty unfunny

It’s really quite simple and clear - the names of the people on the invitation are the names of the people invited. So,

Your last sentence got me in the feels.

I call your comment “pop calvinism.” According to pop calvinism, the trappings of power and wealth are a sign that you deserved them based on merit. Just as in calvinism wealth is a sign of election, in pop calvinism, wealth is a sign of true merit. But it’s false, it’s all false. There are a ton of undeserving idiots…

False. Southwest is the Greyhound Bus of the skies.

tried to convince the nuns to like her by “singing ‘Oh Happy Day’ for them and [showing] them a ‘Jesus’ tattoo on her wrist.”

Celebrate!!

I also spend a lot of time on Tumblr

The only Confederate flag that mattered. I never get tired of that joke.

I consider myself blessed that I have never actually heard her voice, and if it snuck up on me in a context where I had actually felt safe, I have to admit that I would not be very happy about it. I would have turned the show off. (And I love Wait, Wait.)

Along with both of the aforementioned, I also hate the word “panties.” I made the mistake of informing one of my college friends of this fact, so he used to follow me around whispering, “Moist, ointment-dipped panties.” That fuck.

I agree. I’ve gone on dates from Match and OKC before, and even when I’m pulling from a 45-mile radius, it’s tough to find a dude who A. isn’t a farmer (nothing against them, I just don’t want to live on a farm), B. is into more than just hunting or tailgating, and C. doesn’t view reading with total disdain.

It is a living NIGHTMARE. I am treated like a leper in some situations. It sucks being the fifth wheel—my invites to places have dwindled. I just want to say, “Well, excuuuuuuse me for having some standards!”

2,800 heterosexual married people under the age of 32

That was my initial reaction. Now, after mulling it over for a bit, I kind of think both Burkett and Sarah Miller are exaggerating and letting their emotions get the best of them. I mean, in some ways, Burkett makes some good points: we didn’t come this far in rejecting traditional gender roles and stereotypes and…