A still life of privilege: Flawless skin, leisure balloon, bottled water, crocs.

needs to mature more before getting married.

I WANT my SON back!

@Hamsterpants: This is why Marv Albert should be avoided at all costs.

@BlondeGrlz: You will see the cornified Lord.

Please excuse me while I search for my Dancing Dolphins Trapper Keeper in a desperate fit of nostalgia.

@J.D.Regent: From a church/ political standpoint, yes. And even though Catholicism in general does not advocate the literal interpretation of the Bible, many evangelicals/ pentecostals, etc do interpret it in this manner. Does that mean we physically stone rape victims? No. But, these passages, like passages relating…

@tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler: A few choice Bible passages should clear that right up:

@pandorasmittens: "got" out.

Mr. Pitt was seen escorting Miss Zahara out of the doctor's office once her interview go out of hand. Miss Zahara was applying to join the team as a general practitioner, but was dismissed suddenly when she suggested during a role play that an anhedonic patient needed their funny bone replaced.

Ve haz vays ov making you talk.

Hooray Besties! And triple points for having a Bestie that lays down some serious wisdom!

@morninggloria: Minnie made sure the locals KNEW her headgear was officially licensed merchandise of the 4H Club.

I always wear high heels and minidresses on MY trips through the Andes.

Laura Bush was (and is) strong in her own right, and she must be a great comfort and voice of reassurance to her husband, especially when he is so disliked. However, when it came to the political sphere, she was the traditional woman who aligned with her husband's values, at least publicly. In the political sense,…

@MathGirl: I don't necessarily believe that this is the case. There is, as has been pointed out many times before, a wild disparity between, "I am against all abortions and you should never, ever, have any choice in this matter, and by the way, screw you with healthcare when the baby is born" and people who…

@morninggloria: Silly, he loves Ammurica! The America built by people who escaped religious persecution to practice an equally oppressive form of Christianity. The America that wrote equality into its Constitution but forced Native Americans on death marches to remote reservations. The America of "the good old days"…

@braak: That notion fell on deaf ears, though. So many congressmen and even Iraq vets ran their mouths about opposition to the war as if we wanted the troops to be obliterated, and anarchy to befall Iraq, when in reality, we generally wanted them to do one of two things: be brought home safely without causing havoc to…

This little tidbit needs to be played on every major news outlet in the country, as well as on a continuous loop in front of the Congressional chambers. I doubt the people to which this message was intended would internalize it, though.

Well Tonya, I think that he was making a cultural reference that, unfortunately, you are asosiated...sorry. Um, my spelling is off; the S and C keys are stuck on my keyboard. Look at them. LOOK AT MY KEYS. I demand that I get to do this comment again from the BEGINNING!