@Ratinski: I don't live there anymore as well, but this man makes my rage-o-meter explode.

@SkipToMyLou: The only reruns I can handle are the Mork episodes. Taxi however, I can watch until I'm blue in the face.

They could just like Taxi more because no matter how cool The Fonz is, no one can dispense advice more sagely than The Reverend Jim.

@SarahMC: And who said "nice guys" never win?

If I won the lottery tomorrow, I would buy those shoes. I think they're lovely. The shots of women in lines with shoes, braying for signatures on footwear-signatures that will eventually wear off, or shoes that will eventually wear? Not my cup o' tea, though. I doubt the shoes will go unworn.

Every time I see this guy I think about his son, and how his son is named "Bronx Mowgli", and how that would be cool if those names were derived from their respective Disney characters of the same names, and then I remember that they didn't derive the name from Disney characters, and then I look at his hair and I…

Not going to lie: I would wear either of those shoes in a heartbeat.

@morninggloria: @TeacherDee: And their outbursts prove they can't hold their temparanillio.

@morninggloria: They're just bord(eaux).

@Penny Plastic: Republican bootstraps are so tight that they're cutting off circulation, resulting in massive bouts of fatigue and irritability.

Triple Bestie High Five!!! Congrats saintbernadette and DorothyZbornak!!!

Somehow I doubt men will be talking about having lean lines under their favorite shirt and trousers the same way women extol the glories of spanx.

Beautiful, inside and out. She is reportedly extremely wonderful to work with.

retired showgirl who just can't get the rhythm of fishnets and strappy heels out of her soul walking out of a hipster bar after drunkenly stealing the jacket of an unsuspecting yet good-natured metrognome.

@LaComtesse: Mine emits a time-released puff of Calvin Klein's Obsession.

@Your Screenplay Sucks: I wish Zara would expand, period. The closet one to me is over an hour away.

@pandorasmittens: And I refuse to believe that Matt Lauer is a Jedi. That's a Sith Apprentice if I ever saw one. The question is... who is the LEADER?

Preparing for the impending battle against Anne Curry, they are.

You guys, I was at home last night reading Vogue and sipping acai martinis when I realized that Michelle Obama has the most AMAZING right pinky finger. Her fifth metacarpal bows and tapers just so, and when she raises a cup of tea to her lips, it is only slightly raised. I can't help but wonder if this carries a…

@Eeva: True. They all have amazed me by showing up clothed. Enjoy it now, `cause once they reach 19, the Pussycat Dolls become their style icons.