@sarah.of.a.lesser.god: No bumps! No bumps! I stayed quiet when the half up, half down yorkie came to town. I stayed quiet when the yorkie became a ponytail. I can't stay quiet for this. NO ONE SHOULD HAVE A TSUNAMI OF HAIR THREATENING THE COAST OF HUMAN FOREHEAD, USA.
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@NefariousNewt: It makes me wonder if these women actually thought they'd be greeted with a modicum of sympathy.
See the thing with satire is that we embellish things in order to change them, because we are unsatisfied with the people and/or things that encompass them. Satirizing yourself and something you willingly participate in (i.e. dating a banker and being upset over the loss of cash flow) is therefore the ultimate…
Dodai, your mom is lovely! But the more important question is: What were those pies in the background, and were they delicious?!
@water baby: I stand out like a Christmas tree on the 4th of July! Admirers, come forth! COME FORTH!!! ::crickets::
With all of this conflicting information about what is and is not cool, I am finding it incredibly difficult to keep up with these whippersnappers.
@The HZA. [member of the zombie nation]: I know. If it's done correctly, MAC products cover a whole lot of space with little to no product. I use a few products myself, but I run into way too many girls with the stage makeup effect. It's kind of frightening.
@lilbobbytables: Pepsi spent 2.8 million JUST for the logo. Never mind packaging, truck design, etc.
Rachel Bilson's Engagement Ring is a Cut Above The Cost of Every Item In The Vehicle, Plus The Vehicle, Plus The Shopping Cart, Divided By The Square Root of The Cost of The Handbag.
Way to destroy Sanrio, MAC.
Also, Twisted Pleasure has helped me through many a pancake cooking session.
@morninggloria: If that is the case, then one could make the argument that a well-grown bush on a female serves as a mental health benefit-further obscuring of disturbing sights.
@morninggloria: Beauty is in the one-eyed snake of the beholder.
This would appear to counteract men's tendencies to fixate on singular objects of the female anatomy. Which do we hear more- "She has nice tits", or, "She is a beautiful girl"? And does douchebaggery factor into this equation?
Do you know that when they are at home by the dinner table, Oscar comes alive a' la Mrs. Butterworth, offering handy tips on how to cook up some more winning films? That's why so many people win multiple Oscars. The ones who don't just need to listen harder.
@SarahMC: I just realized that I lost my train of thought in my own argument, and completely forgot to finish that dependent clause up there. It's just hanging out, and I cannot for the life of me remember what I was going to say.
Oh, Worstie. God bless you, too.
@SarahMC: Very true. Just as we can't assume religion is solely to blame, we also cannot assume it has absolutely no factor in this at all. The problem is, though, when we utilize belief systems to dismiss very common acts of violence. Although that may not be the case here, it happens very often when people utilize…
The point about Islam is extremely well argued. I wish the people who NEED to see it would actually see it, though.