@morninggloria: Guests may drink water, but they will be forewarned about the guest of honor's penchant for turning water into wine. Gentiles in attendance may also partake in an all you can eat buffet of loaves and fishes.

If Jesus had tabloids, I imagine the Last Supper would have been covered as such:

There seems to be a massive disconnect between what we've seen of the magazine thus far, and this horribly unflattering portrait of its editor. Which leads me to believe that her "high pitched squeak" was emphasized on purpose. Understandable, because the NY Times already has an edgy, high quality, fashion magazine...…

This just in...Pink. Not just for girls anymore!

The only way knitting needles will appear in Cosmo are for the following reasons:

Someday, these people HAVE to wake up and realize that not all love stories begin under surreal circumstances, have massive obstacles that add to the further development of the characters (er, people), end up smiles and unicorns, and is topped off by the wonderful thought that, no matter where you are in life, love…

A part of me can't help but feel angry at what will certainly be the impending overuse of Narcissism. Like Depression, Narcissism is a clinical disorder, and using the phrase to describe selfishness/ entitlement/ esteem issues kind of irks me.

@Cocotte: "YOU LIKE THAT, CHARLIIEEEEEEE?????"

@BeckySharper: Ditto. Man is smooth.

@TheFormerJuneBronson: Exactly. It's absolutely ridiculous that we are judging two months worth of time as ushering in the Apocalypse. It's also useful to point out that if this is the beginning of the end, it started a HELL of a lot earlier than January 20th, 2009.

It could also be because R-rated movies, like cigarettes, are often off-limits to children. All you need to do to provoke a kid is tell them "no".

YES, YES, KATE. Congratulations! Finally, all the subsequent DVDs in my Kate Winslet DVD Library will say "Academy Award winning actress". I salute you by eating a golden hostess cupcake in your honor.

@BabyJane: They totally got the nude lip down pat, though.

Urge to kill fading... fading... fading... RISING... faaading... gone.

@Penny Plastic: Even the photography is looking very VS-ish here.

Jimminy Jillickers, Tie Dye Man!

I WANT TO BE HER... NOW.

We've seen this so many times. Many people have children and/or get married because they want to receive love. When the reality that one must also give love sets in, it's tough to swallow. Especially since giving love isn't always kisses on the cheek or cuddling on the couch-it's changing diapers, tending to…

@BabyJane: @tscheese: No more puns? You've got to be squidding me.

@BabyJane: Sea, stars are so crabby. They need a manta make them happy.