parents like this make teaching a absolute nightmare

ummmmm not to hate but omg. No why. I work in education and lemme tell you it's very difficult to work with kids who are used to having their parents accommodate them like that. I'm not saying it's not sweet to do nice things but when I have 25 kids in my class I can't do the same

When you go to his house for the sexy times tell him you want to shower together, then whip out a razor and be like it would be so hot if you shaved your balls. Or at the very least just shower together pre sexy times so you can make sure everything down there is clean

anyone who would subsitute yogurt for coconut milk should never be trusted.

I wonder why people don't think it's a good idea to tell the wife. It can always be done anonymously to prevent drama, at the least the poor lady in question can make an informed decision and hopefully avoid getting STDs from her supposedly monogamous partner

seriously? I think the wife definitely needs to know, so she can be aware of what her dude is up too and make an informed decision about her marriage.

If you are concerned for your personal safety you could always send her a message anonymously.

Yeah seriously....I guess homegirl reaaaally likes this dude to be willing to believe all these insanely complicated lies. Or maybe it makes her feel better about fucking a married man whose wife recently had a baby. I feel bad for the wife...the OP not so much.

Yo...dude is probably hella married. Instead of believing his insanely complicated bullshit message his wife on fb and ask what's up and tell her about this shit. Only decent thing to do especially considering she just had dudes baby

I recently had a baby...I feel your pain sis. Chase that manhattan with some ice cream and get cozy

Ohhhh I feel you. I've definitely snapped on dudes several times, I just can't help it it makes me so mad that they feel so entitled to be gross and nasty to me. I wish I could turn into the Hulk at will and Hulk smash these dudes. Stay safe out there!

Thanks, I think I'm going to see lawyer ASAP. I haven't told him yet that I'm leaving because I still need his help doing babysitter drop off/pick up until I find another job, and I don't think he will react well.

thanks for the advice, I hadn't thought about that particular financial aspect of it. I have my own account as I never wanted to not have control over my own money so it's really just a question of squirreling away funds. I also want to move as we live in an apartment below his aunt currently so I wouldn't want to…

I'm weirdly turned on by those pants.

that is a spectacularly shitty way to break up with someone, especially if you were in a 2.5 year relationship with them! That is a shitty way to break it off with someone you have been dating for 2.5 months in my opinion. However, it is probably best for you in the long run to be out of that relationship as it sounds…

aghhhhhhh Rosa's backstory is the best backstory IMO. THAT FINALE ENDING THO SO MUCH WIN

don't let people scare you. I didn't do a home birth because I have very high anxiety and always think of everything that could go wrong, but I do really wish I had had a midwife do my hospital delivery. There are tons of people who have homebirths with no complications, I would say the first step is getting pregnant…

oh god preschool teachers should work wearing biohazard suits. I taught preschool for years and have never been that sick in my entire life! I wish you a speedy recovery from the kiddie germs

I think you should have a serious conversation with your man as soon as mommy dearest leaves, as it is completely unacceptable for you to be treated that way. He needs to defend you and not stand by and let you be treated like that, and if he isn't willing to do that i would really recommend seriously thinking about…

thanks for the advice and the pandas :)