If it weren’t for immigration, Ivanka wouldn’t even be here. She can kiss my entire ass.
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Can we have a 500 Days of “Eat Shit, Ivanka” along the lines of Gawker’s 500 Days of feckless whatshername?
You’re dedication to this is duly noted.
What does it matter to you if this game exists? Jesus dude. Grow up.
When it stops being fun?
Are you imagining Steam to be some small indie that got robbed? I can’t imagine so. Which can only mean that you see the game to be some casino, cosmetic slot machine of a game.
Seriously, Jezebel Snark™️ is a great way to get clicks and lulz, but maybe not the best way to get a comment from someone? Just a thought?
Did you really expect Singal or their reps to speak with you given the way you approached the matter?
If you must know one thing about journalist Jesse Singal, it’s that he loves reporting on trans issues—trans kids,…
Why write a half assed article? You missed alot in either category....because?
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No, there was a different one for the Genesis that you could choose between Grant or a raptor for the story mode. Had some awesome music, too!
This list is woefully inadequate, as it features only a tiny portion of the Jurassic Park games out there. Also, one of the good ones from back in the day was Jurassic Park Part II: The Chaos Continues for SNES.
You forgot to put Jurassic Park III: Park Builder for GBA in the good list! I had a blast with that game. So much so that it’s still a part of my collection. It was actually a really great little builder and searching the world for DNA fragments to make new dinosaurs was a lot of fun.
Yeah the SNES Jurassic Park and the Genesis Jurassic Park are classics. From the SNES top-down adventure / Doom clone hybrid to the Genesis being able to play as a raptor in a platformer, these were both gems of the era.
HUGE omission by not including either of them
SNES Jurassic Park? Many a times, I have never made it through that game...
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A squeal that sounded like some sort of feedback ripped out of my phone as SOPHIE thanked me for calling. Our…
Throw your stilettos into a garbage can and light that shit on fire, because heels are officially O-V-E-R, OVER!!!!
Sure, but we only have his account of what happened.
And Lord knows Christians have had 2,000 years to perfect the victim complex.
I’m a gamer and a casual Star Wars fan, and I wouldn’t know what someone meant if they said the “Dark Times”. I don’t think the clarification is a bad thing.
Reading this site on an iPhone is entertaining sometimes lol