H-h-hey! I like the Cowboys but don’t like Tr-

Oh no, oh my god no.

“Those peanuts would go great with the milk I’ve kept in my mouth for the past 5 hours”

That's a guy who will pull over for a hand painted sign advertising boiled peanuts. Every damn time.

Fuck you, Nerd!

I work at an office with this freakishly tall dude. I’m average height, so I thought it would be funny if I acted like we were in the same height category. This guy has never laughed at my joke, and I realized that it really bothered him. I’ve been doing this for two years just to see how long it takes for him to…

Look we both agree the guy is a shitball who shouldn't be working any longer. But in your zest to be Hector, you completely missed the second paragraph. The one that says the exact thing you are arguing about.

Uh okay, sorry if this is your girlfriend or something. But she keeps texting this guy even though she knows he wants to bag her. At some point she has to say ‘enough, this guy ain’t gonna help me’ and she’ll have to try some other way to get her info. She seems to have not figured that out until she lost her job,

What are you talking about? Part of her lawsuit is that she was fired because he refused to cooperate as a source and she lost her job because of it. It says right in the article. I am pretty sure that counts as somewhere.

What a fucking creep.

I agree with you for the most part, but the writer here described that her dog was snarling and generally NOT having what was going on. If your dog is in a situation that is clearly devolving into a fight, you get YOUR dog. Don’t touch the other dog- you may get bit or the crazy owner might try to start shit. You grab…

Mint flavoring belongs in one thing: mints. Mint cookies, mint liquors, mint milk, mint ice cream, mint chocolates are all garbage. I don’t want my cookies to taste like damn Certs, thank you very little.

Yeah, I’d be mad if you fucked with my dog. You’re at a dog park and dogs hump. Not saying you have to let your dog get humped but you also can’t be indignant that it happened. People really don’t have any clue as to what constitutes normal dog behavior/body language and what it means.

Agree. Mine is the 22nd and I love it when it falls on Thanksgiving and I get the whole meal for my birthday too.

According to the linked AP story, the kid recently had a thorough work up at the NIH in Bethesda. Conclusion was 1) ‘perfect health’; 2) his height is ‘just genetics’ (both parents are extremely tall athletes); and 3) ‘eat pasta’—the above meal plan is NIH-prescribed. A bigger concern: This Italian basketball…

Am I the only one seeing that this is a sarcastic knock on all the morons who do this to Messi?