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Reproductive Coercion is not cute, guy. This girl might wake up in a year and realize she married a controlling psycho. This is like the beginning of a story about a guy who kills his family because they lady breaks up with him.

I will never be able to see this smug asshole without thinking about how he pulled this shit. Had Reed been smart she would have dumped him then and never looked back. A man who would do this kind of thing has zero respect for you.

Cocaine, presumably.

Real talk, I am a vegan. But it really grinds my gears when other vegans make such exaggerated claims. It’s like, “put down the ‘How to Sell Snake Oil for Dummies’, guys.” I eat that shit too and lentils have yet to cure my depression or anxiety.

My Lovelies!

I don’t understand the hate towards her for the sex work. I can understand hating her vapidity, fetishizing black men and the awful behavior of her sisters. But the insult always comes back to being a ho,which is sexist and stupid to criticize. We may not use our bodies but most of us have whored ourselves out in

I think everyone should absolutely upfront ask for this information if they want it. Because it will tell their date that they’re batshit insane. And if the date answers enthusiastically it means they’re equally insane and the chart might not be needed because they’re super compatible.

I know we will have to co-parent, regardless of the outcome, so we are both seeking counseling in order to work through issues to be better parents. I just don’t know what is right, or at least, what other people would do in a situation like this.

Agreed. Mr. Levy has never been my ‘best friend’. I definitely don’t believe in sharing ‘everything’ with your spouse/partner (sometimes it’s better to keep things to yourself). I don’t tell any one person in my life everything.

Close, GenX white guy. Most stubborn mother fucker I’ve ever known (though i love him). I honestly think half the reason he did it is because I argued so hard against him not doing it.

As a lawyer, that was my first thought as well. Like would they be all, Exhibit A, my one black friend...

This shit makes me want to have ten kids and raise them to be kind, thoughtful, educated, giving human beings. Like Quiverfull, but in reverse.

I appreciate the specificity of this.

One word: woman.

and what’s sad is he said all of this will no self-reflection, no shame or embarrassment. Men are the worst.

That was exactly the place my mind went. You didn’t ask permission before you had sex with me, ergo I don’t need your permission to rid my body of the parasite you left behind. What’s next, requiring women to get permission from their rapists to treat an STD that they gave you while raping you?

Coming clean literally minutes before the NYT is set to expose you is not transparency, especially not when you’ve been lying for months about the thing you’re being “transparent” about. He self-published emails that he damn well knew the NYT already had because they had reached out to him for a comment, and decided

I’m guessing that if that adorable little foreign child was brown, they wouldn’t care quite as much.

I really want a job as an influencer. I recommend fruit flavored seltzer water, mixed breed dogs, never wearing shoes with Velcro, and Fun Dip Lik-a-Stix. Does anyone feel influenced? Give me a dollar.

In tribute to Ms. Linton, I am also announcing my new memoir, recounting the time I sailed up the Congo River to search for a mysterious ivory trader named Kurtz.