It’s all about that clearance rate McNulty.

If this helps, some of what you’re feeling is not as abnormal as you think. When I was pregnant I couldn’t for the life of me connect the movements inside me to the image of a real baby. Several friends have said the same. It’s hard to really get that there’s a human in there and it’ll be real.

I’ve seen some essential oil saleswomen actually ingest them and use them in cooking in place of the actual ingredients (ie lemon oil instead of lemon).  I’m not sure if I want to eat at potlucks anymore.

Hard Cider and avoiding lesson planning. First week of school was hell 

I was making my seating chart for my new Grade 3 class and there wasn’t anyone I really need to separate. Seriously, I’ve never had a class where there were no bad combinations that jumped out m. I don’t want to jinx it, because it’ll be my luck that half my class moved over the summer and only hellions moved in, but…

Lord of the Rings nails! And a tension headache  :/

I finished the sweater I started working on in the spring, then had to take a break because of the heat. It’s not done done, I still have to weave in all the ends, but it’s so goofy, I love it!

I don’t know if they’ve gotten worse or my taste buds have matured, but any time in recent years I’ve eaten a Kit Kat, Reese’s, Snickers, Hershey Bar and so, they just taste waxy and sugary. And I used to inhale the stuff in October and November.

Good. Fuck Butterfinger.It’s like eating mica.

Back in the olden days before cell phones and interwebs you could go out with someone, even more than once, and because things were slower, communication less instant and constant, getting ghosted was less painful. Answering machines were wonky, roommates flaky with messages, numbers juxtaposed, rejection was just…

“What I’ve actually learned is that the work of keeping your path clear is a continual process, one so all-consuming that you may not ever have the time to look up and see where you’re going”

For you, I’m glad it was worth it. Sounds like you did some things you needed to do for yourself. It also sounds like a lot of men these days are douchebags. Or maybe they always were, and ghosting was always a thing, and we just didn’t call it that—instead, we called it “What did *I* do wrong?” I prefer “ghosting.”

I beg your pardon. My pussy is the most toned part of me (heh).

Instead of a teacher who abused children, let’s say he was a bank manager who embezzled $1.6 million. He was never convicted of a crime (since the bank surely would have reported missing money, let’s say that in this case it was because someone else was wrongfully convicted of it and now the statute of limitations has…

No, it doesn’t make me sad, it makes me constantly elated and in love with modern science that has produced such a miracle! No more throwing myself against a random building as i walk home because suddenly the sadness of the universe is too much to bear and I’m sobbing....I still get sad and mad and all the other…

Maybe we could just stop using the suffix “-tard” as an insult, period?

Farenthold also frequently made lewd comments about the appearance of women including reporters and lobbyists

53% of white women nationwide voted for Trump. Don’t be so smug.

Well I’m sure this comment section won’t descend into fucking anarchy...

I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this…