You expect someone to read all that? Dude this is Jalopnik, people don’t even read the headline.

Charles Schulz abandoned his wife (the mother of his children) of almost 20 years to bang some chick he met at an ice skating rink. I don’t consider him an arbiter of good taste or language.

I read your comments and come away wondering how it is that you’re a welcome fellow and I’m still one of the Gray People

It’s a good list, but I think you got the wrong Volvo. Also while Camaro devotees might argue with a Mustang produced when there were Camaros also produced I don’t think they would argue with a ‘65 or ‘66. 

a black woman.

Yes, “fantasy” is terrible. We should only make films about doing taxes.

This was a lot of words to say that you want clicks for being contrary.

If you don’t like a film genre, let me give you some advice, watch something else.

Not whiter, though.

TV exec texts: “He calls us fake news all the time, but needs access to airwaves… If we give him the time, he’ll deliver a fact-free screed without rebuttal. And if we don’t give him the time, he’ll call every network partisan. So we are damned if we do and damned if we don’t.”

+1 Wahoo

Dude wouldn’t stop droning on and on.

I fully expect his employers to put a stop to this and punish him appropriately. They are an upstanding organization who has a well documented history of rebuking offensive and immature behavior, be it in word, image or deed. One can always trust them to do what is right, not because they stand to gain, but because it…

I’ve seen thicker skins on milk

“Wow, that sure is funny! Please keep reading tweets out loud to me as I am very interested in them!”

Trevor Bauer sure seems like a twat.

Some of those insults of his really cut to the bone.

I’d holler, “Nice one, Einstein!” but in America that is somehow an insult. Instead I’ll just note that you are my hero today. Build The Ceiling is the mantra for our dumb time.

I’m not even sure it’s alive in the photo. 

“BUILD THE CEILING!  BUILD THE CEILING!”

It doesn’t happen anymore since we started requiring the passengers all carry guns on board their flights.