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Your “president” is an overly dramatic little bitch who stunts for social media.

“Watch the whole useless thing below if you feel like it.”

This version of the aristocrats is both the most disgusting and the least funny.

Read the paperwork bro, you gave Mark Zuckerberg the right of prima nocta to all your children.

It’s on a piece of paper that means its the right thing.

Oddly enough, Temujin’s entire empire was built from rage over a perceived slight by Ong Khan, who told him he looked “spanish.”

Well even the medi-bots in Star Wars could screw up sometimes...

“A huge number of our parents, especially our fathers, are drinking alcohol constantly. You may not realize that because new technology has made it all but odorless, but it’s everywhere, and that’s not an accident. Once our leaders understood they could get rich from alcohol, alcohol became ubiquitous...Try having…

You posted that? You’re braver than I thought. 

Watch your mouth kid or you’re going to find yourself floating home.

What a piece of junk!

White men’s refusal to vote for people who aren’t white men is racist and childish. It’s a shitty attitude, he’s racist and so is the country for having that attitude.

Bitch what? How about white men grow the fuck up and learn to do what the rest of us have had to do since we’ve been able to vote; vote for someone who doesn’t look like us but has the policies we like best.

Hell yeah.  Brilliant analysis.  We didn’t just have a black president for 8 fucking years.  We didn’t just have the first female candidate for a major political party win the popular vote by 2 million and come within 80,000 votes of prevailing in our fucked up electoral system.  Gotta perpetuate white male…

So shut up and accept that only white men can be President? Great message for 2020. Fuck you 

My reading comprehension skills were still asleep, apparently.  My bad.

That’s a comma in the OP, not a preference.

Nah fam we good. I don’t want her, Bernie or Uncle Joe. We need some new, YOUNG face in the White House. 

The fake Native American shit made me lose a lot of respect for her. Naturally I’d vote for her over a second Trump term, but this announcement doesn’t excite me.

I mean, the Republicans will cook her if she wins the primaries, but I wish her luck. That fake Native American shit and her being an intelligent person is definitely going to come back and bite her in the ass.