pandapragmatic
PragmaticPanda
pandapragmatic

Unfortunately, I don’t think she’ll ever be able to live that stupid thing down. Democratic voters will look past lots of stupid, but that was the wrong type of stupid.

No chance - her political career ended the day she opened that envelope.

The word you want is uninterested, not disinterested. We are all disinterested by definition, since this has no bearing whatsoever on any of your readers’ lives. Some are uninterested, however, by rational choice.

This is the tea

We will be forced to close the Southern Border entirely

Does he think?

My question is what about the Restorative Justice measures that’s going on in California? How many Black people have cannabis licenses and dispensaries? What about marijuana drug charges being expunged from records and voting rights restored? How many Black people have been release from California jails and prisons

All I want to know is: Did this review get posted in time for the responses to have their own Clapback Mailbag? Because I got a Sam’s club sized box of popcorn waiting on that shit!

I am offended by that insinuation!

Were you high when you watched it? Because this column feels like the result of having watched it high.

You’re like my black-ass uncle who’s still talking about some Panama Red he had back in the ‘70s, lol.

This is all some fucking bullshitness! I remember when it was $20 for a quarter! (Admittedly, it’s been a while.)

Time to liquidate your life, get a lawyer, accountant, and security team on retainer, and be prepared to disappear the day after you claim it. Before someone murders you.

If they have until April, I can see taking your sweet time to get your shit together before picking up that life-changing money. Hell, by that time, maybe when you DO pick it up, it’ll be the 10th story on the news instead of the first.

I don’t know why but this comment gives me some fucking feelings

Left it in the pants pocket and put it in the laundry machine by accident.

Uh... I don’t know where you’re getting your news, but every major outlet including Fox is talking about how the US is on the verge of a recession. It lines up perfectly with the big fact that November was when Obama’s effect on the economy would wear off and Trump’s would take over.

All else aside, you kind of undercut yourself by putting these two consecutively:

Eh, we were always the evil empire, we just took off our blinders about it.

But they weren’t supposed to loose their benefits. It was all the free-loading “other people” who were supposed to loose benefits. No they deserve their benefits because they have good reasons for needing them, unlike those annoying “other people” who don’t.