But, your statement leads one to think he lost “$20 million... over it” (smoking pot), which is not the case. “It” was b/c of his Twitter statements.

I judge all marriages based upon this novelty t-shirt I bought in 2004.

This is recent. I was a military brat and I don’t recall this worship of military being around in my youth. (Seriously, any folks who grew up in the 1980's....do you remember ANY of this “support the troops” crap back then?)

From what I hear, there is a bit of nostalgia for bush, but you can find it in a lot of older pornos if you look. 

Bush>bald

The consensus of Bush is that he was an amazing running back when he was at USC, but was pretty much a bust in the NFL.

“a Voltron of fuckery”

Stop having heroes

Her father must be rolling over in his grave.

Any chance of cloning you so that I can replace a few old white guys I know?

John Brennan — who publicly admitted voting for the Communist Party candidate for President in 1976 — has now endorsed Beto.

Because Texas has the worst voter participation rate in the nation. 20% of the electorate decides for everyone else because reasons. There is disenfranchisement, but that doesn’t fully explain the level of apathy most people have because they think races aren’t competitive. Demographically the breakdown is the same,…

Most people support their chosen religion/political party the way they support their chosen sports team (and with about as much forethought).  Cruz gets support because he’s wearing the right jersey.

This guy is so obtuse you can’t even make a triangle with his dumb ass.

You mean like his dad has done every single day since he announced he was running for office and called Mexicans rapists and murderers?

“Wait is it regular Frisbee or ultimate frisbee?”

Niecy Nash consistently makes me smile no matter what she is doing. I love her.

“Regular Frisbee or ultimate Frisbee?”

“Yeah, I know. Black people have boats too now.”

Folks, if you’re going to be calling 911 on people of color for absolute malarkey, please remember to look your best. We live in a time where everyone has a high definition camera in their pocket.