Today I learned: Perth looks like Orange County.

I find it charming that millenials think that Pokemon was theirs first. Before the cartoon debuted the only people I knew that were even aware of Pokemon were GenXers. 

IT IS a thing for them still, you don’t get to decide for other people what is a thing or what isn’t, if they are still playing it then it is indeed a thing to them silly.

You are a special kind of fucking narrow minded human being. It’s honestly amazing.

I went to Universal Studios the other day (sometime last week) and a lot of kids were playing Pokémon go there.

...you just outed yourself as a bandwagoner. You only do something if it’s still “a thing.” AND you call people out for not giving up on something because everyone else stopped doing, even though they still do it because they enjoy it.

STOP HAVING FUN IMMEDIATELY. YOU’RE ONLY ALLOWED TO DO THAT IF IT’S TRENDY.

You should prob tell the Prime Minister she can’t sit at your lunch table anymore.

Who declares whether something is a thing or not a thing?

You’re supposed to insult me, not arouse me.

Preach brother!!! My kids will laugh at me wanting a car because when they are old enough to drive it’ll all be self driving snore-mobiles. Nevertheless my oldest knows I want a 2002 GT-R Spec V Nur in Bayside Blue. How does he know? I have the model and point to it at least once a week saying you will buy me that or…

Go fuck a tree.

I also tell my Dad that all of his gifts were originally bought by Christie Brinkley. It adds panache to the whole affair and saves me money buying second-hand. Everyone wins.

I hate douchebag bikers enough to ALMOST wish he had.

So they cut out a useless middleman. Sounds like good business to me.

91 octane can't melt steel beams

Sorry, yeah, it’s been a really long day! Actually a long few weeks—I was supposed to go to the hospital yesterday, and I’m fighting off some severe pain issues. I wanted to end the day with a really silly kind of article. Tags are at the top of the article; hover over the “filed to” section.

I wouldn't want my daughter in a car that's easy to work on, I would want her in something reliable and safe.

Some people aren’t so nice.