I feel for you. I hope you can enjoy frequent and sustained stress relief.

When people are under stress the quality of their work suffers. I respectfully disagree with your comment. Crunch/cramming should not be planned into the development of a project.

Read these comments. Get Jalopnik’s collective shit together.

Blogger ≠ Journalist.

Blogger ≠ Journalist. You aren’t a Jalop, you like cars like the rest of us. The people who run this site are dip-shits with access to cars.

Blogger ≠ Journalist.

Blogger ≠ Journalist.

Commonly used response. I respectfully recommend diversifying your intellectual portfolio Mid-Westerner.

Looks better than anything with a VW badge on it.

I live here too. You are full of it.

I completely agree. Those videos only serve to show how juvenile they really are.

“This is one of many of our live video attempts from this year’s show, and in my opinion they’re the best thing we’ve ever done:”

Tartan ≠ skirt.

‘God’ is the problem.

They have all been hollow. You are just now realizing you aren’t a sheep. Congratulations on leveling up.

RPG stands for Role Playing Game. Hulk is P the R of G’ing your job.

Gross.

I am a teacher. Being pedantic comes naturally to me. I appreciate your critique.

Llama.

And Patrick used to be on VW’s nuts like an attention whore with daddy issues before D-gate. Patrick crapped all over an Accord he admittidly didn’t ever drive, and now he runs the site...