I feel like AB is slowly turning into Andy Rooney.

Fuck Burneko. Autumn is the best season for everything you just said, and if you have children or are married to a teacher(me) you finally get them out of the house so you can have some goddamned peace a quiet.

Was at the game last night you could tell he’s was scoring when he rounded second. So happy he’s finally hitting the ball.

Bad can still be fun

Congrats to Laura Wagner for her legendarily bad take on auto racing. I’d like to see her do 10 minutes in an F1 car or a Baja Trophy truck.

Truly a masterful job by Rick Hahn over the last 18-24 months. Onow Kenny got out of the fucking way and let him do his job. The White Sox are really gonna be fun over the next 3-4 years.

That and throughout his career he’s been slightly above average at best. He’s a classic case of people overvaluing domers. He was a great college receiver and people assumed he would be a great pro(doubtful). When he chose baseball over football people assumed that if he was gonna be a great pro WR he must be way…

Been watching this kid for years, he’s a wizard when his command is right. I hope like hell that small frame of his holds up for a long time.

Maybe so, but Shaq was very much still a factor in that heat championship.

That’s how big men work. That does not diminish his effectiveness or impact. Shaq is the main reason why Shaq has 4 rings.

Pedroia wasn’t mad about it why are you? I’m so sick and tired of players trying to “police” the game. It’s cry baby bullshit.

You like to distill(ironically) some wonderful things down to only their negatives. Yoh don’t like dogs be cause they’re dirty, but completely ignore that they’re pretty adorable, and offer limitless love and affection.  I’ve lived life as an adult with and without a dog, I’m much happier with a dog. Also you say…

I will never tire of your writing, don’t stop til the dementia sets in.

Ovi sucks too, never won a goddamned thing.

I’ve been visiting from Chicago over the weekend. The amount of rain they’ve gotten happens probably 30-40 times a year in the Midwest. It’s pretty astonishing how ill equipped SoCal is to handle water falling from the sky.

This is so funny it almost makes me forget how consistently soul crushing it is to be a Vikings fan.

That was like a cartoon the way he straitened up after he caught that shin to the chin. Just epic.

The part I find hard to believe is that he only spent 3 seasons at Indiana. Feat like no fewer than 6 to me.

Not Nippon Ham fighters it’s Nippon Ham, Fighters. Get it?

Someone needs to remove Darren Rovell’s fingers so he will stop poisoning the internet