I may be the only Jalop to say this, but I like it!

I dunno. Is what he is saying inaccurate? Gas-guzzling doesn’t necessary mean environmental impact. Who exactly is going to buy the Demon?

Initially thought it was Oren from Parks and Rec.

TIL wool comes from dogs.

its almost like giz thinks everyone in the god damn US is a freelance journalist, programmer, or esports players.

Donny, please.

Disagree. The entire Obama administration was an exercise/experiment in taking the high road by having patience with these idiots and treating them like adults. Rather than rising to the occasion, the result was them becoming even more emboldened and feeling safer in their own idiocy.

An opinionated, Stanford-educated black man playing in Green Bay would go over with that fanbase about as well as salads, cardio workouts and a realistic understanding of corporate ownership structure.

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Because very specifically those kinds of laws encourage governments to seize property.

I live here. The prayer is that technology will save us in less time. What everyone fails to realize, is that tougher regulations and restrictions are the only thing that will spur innovation. De-regulation will only make us lazier.

Caracas calling?

If you shuffle around with the Sockers eventually you end up with the Chargers.

Can we do something about when we get to the 2 minute warning, too?

I’m having a hard time digesting all the glee at the idea of Sears and Kmart closing. I keep thinking of the people that work there and clearly need their jobs. And when I want to buy major appliances and mattresses I go to Sears. Sure, I can go to other places, but what about all those people who will be…

Pictured...not actual pollution but water vapor.

“...but couldn’t really provide an explanation for the lack of zip behind his pitches.”

done! I still hate you.

What? Was the article edited? Because I’m not seeing any book references in this at all.

Things might last longer than our fragile human meat sacks, but they’re far from permanent. The comfort you find in it is illusory, but then most is.