If you can’t mix Mayo and Ketchup to make Fry Sauce, then what’s the point?

Hawken Reborn

Walking out into a kitchen full of people the morning after a long night of debauchery would give me a stroke.

I can do the party, but I need my recharge time.

I found it funny that they felt the need to digitally blur the nipples. I mean... she’s singing into someone’s bare ass for almost the whole video and we’re worried about some nipples?? I’m still laughing.

OK, we have hereby established that lesbi-reggae is best reggae.

There is nothing worse then waking up after an all night orgy only to find people still boning in your house. Its like “I went to bed, you all gotta go fuck somewhere else. I’m in my god damn Pokemon PJs!!”

They’re basically the same.  Sysco brand frozen dinners.

I played a lot of Barotrauma and Raft this year without having as much of an issue with ocean fear stuff but I suspect a lot of that is Raft being chill and Barotrauma being janky fun with friends.

As a rule I usually hate oxygen meters. I don’t think it’s a fear thing (though games love to make underwater stuff super…

While I get what you’re trying to say, just gonna throw this out there; a lot of the “everyday” activities described here are still escapism for someone like me, who has only ever lived in an American suburban sprawl environment where these are absolutely not common everyday occurrences that I can relate to.

It is honestly comical how you are now completely unable to get through a Kotaku article without making some sort of comment about how Kotaku makes political statements on gender identity, race, sexuality, politics (a political statement on politics, really?), etc. Why, and I truly am curious, are you unable to just…

In addition to moving primary controls back to something haptic, they really should figure out what features people actually use on the car’s infotainment screen and revamp the UI/UX around what’s actually being used.

every single time this pops up i know I’m going to lose another 6:22 because it’s just too good not to watch

When it comes to cash, it’s best to have enough to get you through a week or so of paying for fundamentals like gas for your car and generators, groceries, necessary prescriptions, and maybe a night or two of emergency housing like a hotel or motel room.

If the power is out at a store, they’re not opening. Most store POS require Internet regardless of whether you’re using a card or not.

The lights flickered a bit here in December while I was at the grocery store and panicked employees started running around telling everybody to hurry up and buy because they were…

All of those things you use as examples you might need to pay for with your emergency cash are at businesses that, I’m fairly certain, will not be opening if they don’t have electricity. And if they have electricity, they can likely accept a credit card.

Games are just not as fun or exciting if I’ve been devouring every piece of information for 5+ years of development after they’re announced.

Same, I didn’t always get magazines every month so it was like a few times a year I’d be sort of up to date on what was going on with new games and I miss that.

I miss getting excited about general information. It was so limited in those days before widespread internet use that every month felt a little like Christmas.

““I got this wrong, and I take responsibility for that.””

No, Mark, you are making 11,000 other people take responsibility for that. You are taking no responsibility.

Some of these totally look like old school Mega Man bosses.