In terms of actual satisfaction, cheese and nuts. But I work for a baking supply company, so more frequently the actual answer in the Before Times was whatever cupcakes just got put out from the test kitchen.

I think a more appropriate cocktail to round out this week would have been something orange that you set on fire.

Sadly, I am not surprised. Disgusted, angry, heartbroken, yes. Surprised, nope. While many of us believed that sickness, hospitalization and death might be a bigger concern than the possibility of a black or brown person moving in next door, turns out that the white evangelical god is great at protecting simpletons…

Rudy Guiliani is a cousin fucker so you’ll find them anywhere.

Ugh, that super sucks. He was one of my faves and that was one of my favorite seasons. He was a great baker and a great sport as well.

Twin peaks.

I have been trying random ones and last time I tried Barefoot’s seltzer, a wine company. Was more of a sangria in my opinion,but was quite enjoyable nonetheless.

It varies with me, sometimes I do notice a foul aftertaste (in some flavors more than others and moreso in Truly), other times it goes down like water. I think it’s directly related to how excited I am to drink that day.

High Noon is made with actual vodka instead of the cane sugar alcohol or whatever the other use. But since it’s made with actual vodka you may only be able to find it in liquor stores depending on where you live.

I just discovered these and am in love. They also have a blood orange chili that is sold in a separate 6 pack....

I think it depends on why you don’t like the ones you’ve tried. Is there something particular about the flavor, or maybe the amount of carbonation, etc.? With many hard seltzers, I struggle with the way the fermented cane sugar plays off the added fruit flavors. It has an artificial note to me. Certain brands and…

Because they use low quality vodkas to mix them

I have a theory about why Autumn is being thrust upon us way too soon.

we must move in different circles, because chocolate with mint or peppermint is super popular around here (even in summer! Mint chocolate chip ice cream, for example). I don’t like coffee, but I will regularly let a candy cane dissolve in my hot cocoa throughout the winter.

I still automatically put on lipstick, and then, uh, a mask?

As this is also my 37-year anniversary, I would like to announce that I am rolling out Spicy Implied Kappa later this month. I will be made available with a number of dipping sauces, including “Long Non Sequitur Only Tangentially Related to Article,” “Overly Intricate Setup for Bad Pun,” “Dated Reference to 90s…

This makes me hope that Aunt Becky gets in deep with a bunch of Chinese dominos playing Triad grammas.

I think the quote is out of context. The formulation sounded vague to me, so I googled and found this:

Homeopathy is mostly BS.

Yes. 100%.