This must’ve been one of those one-up stories you meant to comment on. Except no one here is your friend. Real cool story guy

He is horrible, not fine. He made my decision to quit watching the NFL much easier.

Gawker: “Does new airline cost structure encourage anorexia and smoking?”

Kinda seriously, this is consistent with the contemporary trend of companies not wanting to train employees (because training costs money, and that cuts into shareholders’ profits!) So they complain that colleges aren’t training people for the very specific jobs they offer, when they should really be trying to develop…

you know, if it had been a lesser known person in an M4 that plowed his car over a curb and it was caught on video, he’d be crucified on this site without mercy or hesitation. Oh wait, that’s already happened. However, because this guy has an air of Jalop celebrity to him, and he’s in an overvalued car, he gets a…

This kind of comment needs a name...something that hits the nail on the head the way “Humblebrag” did. The diagnosis of athlete injuries on message boards based on completely unrelated personal experience.

So, uh, are you slow-walking the names, or is this as far as it’s going with private citizens post-Conde Nast? Jus’ curious.

+12 years

Dental Plan! - This west-coast IPA is little more than a cash grab, because the brewer’s daughter needs braces.

I hope this isn’t the first time we’re discovering that humans are human, and that no one is more equipped to be a goddess/cowboy/whatever by virtue of their gender.

I saw Clare Danes run in a burka and skirt in an episode of Homeland. She seemed to pull it off okay.

If you’re not impressed, you’re just ignorant or physics.

Why stop there? Someday there might be NFL teams in Las Vegas, London, Boise, and Cleveland. Why not generate revenues in those places?

Anyone gonna ask why the daughter is wearing a vest IN THE HOUSE ON A SUNNY AFTERNOON.

It’s fine they used Wes Welker as the model for the diagram, but the foreshadowing of velcro shoes is a bit harsh.

How the hell does it take a grown man 8 minutes to escape from an unlocked car?

The fan experience isn’t the only thing that matters in sports, but it is the central thing

Today I learned there’s an Alaska Baseball League. #TheMoreJuneau