Maybe it’s hatching (thanks, Steven).

Getting Tilda Swinton to play Ron’s trans son was masterstroke casting.

Happy Friday, everyone! Have a great weekend!

I really, really, really, really, really, really* hope that this movie is such a commercial and critical success so that all of the irrational, misogynistic haters for it spontaneously vanish up their own arses.

Who doesn’t take that as a compliment? Where do I submit my application to join the Justice League?

I have a lawn. It is watered by rain. I use a reel push-mower to trim it (cheaper than a gym membership for a good aerobic workout). What resources does it consume? If I put in gravel or other plants, the rain water would still go into the soil instead of running off into the street.

I am having my lawn replaced with a Chuck E. Cheese's style ball pit. Mainly to capture kids and cats, but also cuz colors!

This the moment when I realized that the entire message of the film was essentially going pseudo-philosophical bullshit.

The plot seems hard to adapt in any way that would feel remotely faithful.

Eat your oil shale algae.

Poltergeist! I came to post this one.

I am so on board with this, but why not bring back Lawless? If Duchovny and Anderson can reprise Mulder and Scully, why can’t Lawless return from Hades as Xena? I mean, she was kicking butt on AGENTS OF SHIELDS just last season, so it’s not like she’s over the hill . ..

And did I mention my book?

Some houses don’t so much fall as sink.

Gendry is giving him a boat ride.

Not completely related to the article, but Davos is one of my favorite characters from the books, and Cunningham crushes it.

No, seriously, having read the article, people should be scared. Terrified, even. The headline completely lives up to the reality of the story.

I don’t know about the book, but the bear holding it has white fur.