OH MAN THIS REMINDS ME OF THIS ONE TIME IN COLLEGE WHERE WE WERE DOING FIREBALL SHOTS OUT OF PEOPLE’S POO-HOLES (ANUSES) AND SOME WISECRACK THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE EVERYONE LMAO TO SET ONE ON FIRE. WHEN I SAW THAT GAPING MAW OF FIRE, TEQUILA, AND A SMALL DINGLEBERRY I THOUGHT “NO WAY BUT THIS IS COLLEGE AND THERE IS NO…

That would be noted racist shitbag Donald Sterling.

Probably! Sports! Shrug!

Sorry, reading is hard sometimes.

Purim is coming

Music festivals are vastly overrated.

shit like this always makes me think of that lindy west quote from shrill (which i’m paraphrasing): feminism is realizing everything you love actually hates you.

Teen Vogue is killing it and I am enjoying watching all the men be like “but women who like shoes can only write about shoes! herp derp”

Ugh, why can’t people allow me to enjoy them/their things without being secretly awful.

Wow, glad I’m not going.*

The first Jedi formed the Order after getting sicked of being friendzoned constantly.

Omg this was my mom’s legit response to the news.

“I wonder if poor Luke got some action...”

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!

Right? They have kids!

+1. There’s a certain level of sociopath for whom the legal system really isn’t well set up. He even flags it up himself with his “I’ve gotten away with much, much worse”, “we both know this isn’t enough for any police involvement. you lose. again”. There should be a statutory punishment for anyone who goes out of…

A “General Under Honorable Conditions” characterization of service is pretty standard for a Sailor who commits either a serious offense (think assault/battery or a DUI) or a pattern of minor offenses and has under 6 years of service. The Navy will use “notification procedures” to administratively separate the person…

How many different restraining orders does it take before someone is involuntarily committed? Seems like there should be some correlation.

Bear disagrees.

You can’t give it two thumbs up or down, because you don’t have thumbs.

Dear Bill A. Bear,