You get results derived from the effort you poutine.

Somewhere Greg Schiano is muttering, “This is why you play to the whistle” into a Keystone Light.

If you don’t have any family friendly triathlon jokes, I’m afraid I’m just going to have to ask you to leave.  

The triathlon part, mostly.  

Well see, that’s where I disagree.  

Sure, says triathlon right there!  

That was a triathlon joke

Those of us over 30 all saw Terminator 2.

I think there needs to be a footnote on every mention of the LA river, for those who’ve never been to LA.

No one ever said switching to triathlons was easy.  RIP

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

Not sure anything is ever found alive in the LA river. 

I wonder if this current Harden backlash is a result of a few years of everyone saying “oh God, anyone but the Warriors,” and then finally realizing what that could look like.

Yeah this; I was in the process of writing a similar post before I saw yours. The Warriors play a really fun to watch style of team based basketball that results in them shooting a lot of 3s; the Rockets play the most boring style of ISO basketball on the planet that results in a single player shooting a lot of…

I do feel that the, “Harden is the logical end and counterpoint to the Warriors 3-point revolution” requires that Harden best the Warriors at least ONCE when it fucking mattered.
I’m crowning Kawhi the official counter-point and MVP.

Counterpoint: fuck James Harden, he is a cowardly shitbird who plays an incredibly aesthetically disgusting brand of basketball, and a choke artist who has always disappeared in Elimination Games and will forever be known for 0-for-27 and I hope he retires soon.

I am with you that people need to try to forget his draft history and just see if he can develop, but as far as the Magic are concerned, his draft status is crucial because it determined his contract. He’s due almost ten million this year, and then has a team option for almost 13 next year. Not saying he isn’t…

Warriors Revolution: What if we play basketball based on absurd 3-point shooting and spacing, creating openings with swift ball movement and requiring defenses to guard shots previously thought impossible? We’ll play with a small, quick lineup, that will outpace slower, larger players, making them either lose on…

He will not play in summer league with us. We didn’t think there was any way that he was going to do that. We didn’t plan on him doing that. So, probably not the place for him right now.

That might be the worst referee performance I’ve ever seen.