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It can happen on Any Given Sunday.

Shh. Don’t bring reality in to this. We all have to complain that the NFL is evil and say we will never watch it again while continuing to watch every second of every game. And call the Patriots cheaters every time one of their players coughs.

Worse yet, he took a knee. Game time is not the time to try and start a protest.

Hey everyone, from watching the game it seemed pretty clear his eye visor got pushed into his eye, the collapse near the sideline was theatrics to get his backup time to warm up.

Today in America, George Costanza’s line of “It’s not a lie, if you believe it” has somehow become “It’s not a lie, if they believe it.”

Note to NFL: maybe it’s time to stop drafting quarterbacks from Notre Dame. Yes, we all loved Joe Montana, but that was some time ago.

Kizer is more valuable to the Browns leadership not playing. That way he remains an asset. If he plays he becomes butt. Considering the Browns have somehow pulled off The Process trick of convincing everyone they’re doing a good job by being terrible, Hogan is the smart play.

Should’ve gotten Greg Jennings to come out of retirement with Marshawn. Those dudes know how to put a team on their fuckin backs.

usually when a bunch of Bosnians lay down like that it’s in an unmarked grave

No, I don’t believe Odell was making the team worse. But lord knows I do hate those cancers that do everything you could ask of one thing to keep you alive by performing miracle after miracle, while your doctor idiotically calls 1,000 bubble screens and delayed handoffs into the defensive line.

I’ve never had a step father, but I feel like having McAdoo around is basically the same thing. All game long I see his face and just start thinking YOU’RE NOT MY REAL COACH. I HATE YOU.

Easy fix. Tell Ben that you do NOT consent to having the ball thrown at you.

Paying to watch a public execution feels problematic.

Anytime you use the crown of your helmet it isn’t a clean hit. Didn’t deserve ejection, does deserve a full game suspension.

Oh sweet - a yellow handkerchief was tossed on the ground; the men in white got move the ball some more; and a man who makes 7 million dollars a year might have to give up around 30 grand - totally makes up for an action that carried a pretty substantial probability of inflicting serious spinal cord injury (and in any

Go sober up and watch it again. Because you should be made to watch it over and over and over as punishment for this stupid comment.

Leads with his shoulder? Dafuq? Look at 1:35 in the video, just pause it, Trevathan’s whole body is following his head. Fucker was pissed and absolutely head-hunting.

Did...did you watch the replay? Because your statements are in defiance of what happened. Approaching a player already wrapped up and going down, he lowers his head and initiates a helmet-to-helmet blow. It’s on the short list of most obviously egregious head-hunting hits of all time, immediately.

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I’ll admit, you’re growing on me. Now just get Kotaku to stop using that god awful video player.