I put a little more effort into this one.

The first issue is out now!

They don't make baby strollers for Metroids so Samus decided to use a wheelbarrow.

This works for me because of Sonic's facial expression. He's pissed because Mr. Miyagi is making him do chores instead of teaching him karate. Little does he know he's been learning the whole time...silly Sonic.

Those guns shoot rigatoni bullets so you better behave.

Somebody had to do it!

I changed the title to Racing Bad...just thought it sounded better.