No fans = No sports. The Phillies need Phillie fans to survive. That in mind, every organization should do whats best for the fan.

Serious question: They don’t get new uniforms before every game?

It’s smart to get a neck tatto bragging about your lifetime incarceration when you are still actively attempting to get it thrown out and pleading not guilty to other murder charges.

This seems more like a shot at the NCAA for being douche nozzels than anything.

EXACTLY! Thank you for putting this all into perspective for us.

Um..... Medium height fruit. Well done.

James “Flop Hard” Harden!

I said it yesterday and I’ll say it again. He is still 6th man on any other contending team.

You really fucked up this list....

Remember when Harden was riding the bench in Oklahoma City. That’s where he belongs. Coming off the bench. He’s still 6th man on any other contending team.

I'm not a doctor or anything, but that is definetly a broken pelvis.

“A Marlin isn’t a flounder.”

The point is, his 10.4 million is enough to live on without having to worry about money the rest of his life, if he doesn’t spend money on unnessary things.

$10.4 million is enough to not have to worry about money for the rest of your life... if you are not a frivolous thug who blows all his money on unncessary expenses.

Is the last sentence just going to be, “Don’t, you’ll just regret it.”

It would have been cool to see the clippers there, but it’s just as cool to see a conference finals without the Lakers, Celtics, San Antonio, or Miami in them. I'm going to look and see how long it's been since then...

Which part of this sentence do you think is unconstitutional? If it’s the “death penalty” part, you are incorrect. The Supreme Court of the United States has concluded that execution is not cruel or unusual punishment.

Jermichael Finley.

At the job I work at, if I get fired or put on leave and ask for reconsideration, they would just laugh in my face. So I have no sympathy here.

The NFL has lost total control of itself in the past 8 years. It’s amazing it has increased it’s profitablity in that time. That says more about us as a country than it does the league as a group of rich assholes.