You must be really fun to hang out with.... (this is sarcastic)

TL;DR: Woman Sports.

The Orioles were the home team during those games. Which means revenue generated from those games were given to the Orioles as if the games were being played at Camden Yards. I know they would have drawn way more fans at Camden, but the loss wasn’t as significant.

A lawyer was paid a lot of money to write this rebuttal.

Yah

A lawyer was paid a lot of money to write this rebuttal.

That won’t work here.

Who would qualify for the hack-a-shaq? Shooters who's career average is under 60%? What incentive would they have to raise their percent then? We are going to end up with shitty free throw shooters missing intentionally. Only the NBA and NFL, and sometimes baseball, could fuck up their own sport on accident.

What did you all expect. The guy's name is Dana....

It’s not a real sport anyway. It’s a glorified version of what happens at every frat party. It’s even run by a frat bro!

Just a reminder that we have seen this before. Recently. And that it’s still occuring.

Unfortunetly, that could not happen. Sure, plenty of guys in the league could do a year without a salary. But more than half the league doesn’t make enough money to support the lifestyles they have without an income. Also, there is quite a few guys that this could fuck over who are about to get PAID, like Jimmy…

I generally don’t give a shit if the players lose money when the minimum salary is close to half a million dollars and I’m stuggling to bring in just over 40K a year.

Xavier’s is better.

Abilty to skate is off.

Whatever you say Mr. Simmons. Welcome to deadspin.

I would give him a ride and charge an irrational percentage every time.

Does anyone else see the heart shape?

I payed the guy who sits in the cube next to me $1.09 in change to put Chilula hot sauce on a cue tip and rub it in his nose. It was worth it. Are the offices of kinja as childish as me?

How many more Bill Simons articles are there going to be on this today? Just want to know if I should just give up on deadspin until next week?