Okay buddy.

Good one. You probably feel good about yourself after that one, don’t you? I’m sure your friend would love to hear about it.

2nd degree murder and voluntary manslaughter are sometimes used interchangably depending on the jurisdiction. Reporters/Journalists routinely get them wrong because they don’t know what the jurisdiction they are reporting in uses, and the word “murder” sounds more sever, even though they are generally exactly the…

So a potentially bad story, with a happy ending, and with all people involved being caring and compassionate human beings. WTF is this doing on deadspin?

No the Mavericks are douchebags too. Aweful lot of douchebags in Texas.

This seems like a comment a Rockets player would make.

So the Houston Rockets are as big of douche bags as the players they put on the floor apparently

but why would it choose to let us know how much the commissioner’s getting paid to do his job so badly?

I am fully aware of the Red Wings dominance in Hockey. But to be fair, you instigated the rudeness with your sarcasm. And how dare you smear Chicago! I know it’s a terrible, miserable, violent city, but it’s still better than America’s garbage dump (name shortened to Detroit).

Well to be specific, technically, its 2 cups in 54 years since, it was 1961 since their last one before the current Cup runs. But usually, when their is that much time between Championships, they shorten the time frame into the current run years. Therefore, its 2 cups in 5 years. Possibly 3 in 6 after this year. But I…

Let me just leave some of my favorite memories of the last 5 years:

Well, you see, the thing about the Red Wings is that they are fucking stupid.

Yeah. And this would have been Buffalo’s year if they had just won a lot more games.

This game can also be played with ears, eyes, noses, lips, foreheads, cheeks, necks, hair lines.... pretty much any place because most baseball players look freaky.

Uh, $300 is 0.0000166 of Beltre’s total salary. I would be sending invoices too.

Fack

“I have yet to meet a”

“telling reporters this is just how Olynyk plays, even in practice.”

What do you expect? He is a man... Named Kelly.