But why are they closing the famed Carnegie Deli!?!?!?!?

Sounds perfect to me.

Diane: You’re Bruce Jenner?

They are giving those blue check marks to just anyone now a days huh?

Already emailed Drew my story. you can point the fingers at me if we get a mall cop story in the fun bag.

Um, in his career, Madison Bumgarner has had 351 plate appearances in 160 games. In those 351 plate appearances, he is batting .162, with 31 RBI’s. He has 6 home runs. He has 118 strike outs. That’s a strike out percentage of 33%! I appreciate what you’re trying to do here, but that was a terrible choice.

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I think it’s cute you named them :)

No he is talking about the Chicago Cubs baseball team. Not these Cubs.

I fucked up everybody. I meant high. Like there are more Venturas that are better. I'm sorry

What the fuck is this shit? Why did you put Yordano so low?

I have 2 Cats. 1 is all black. The other is a Maine Coon. They are social curious, which means they are confused about their social identities. I hope they rank highly on the Cat scale, they are both wonderful creatures.

So Bartolo Colon ran down a base runner from the mound. That dude should be cut after the game.

I could imagine Harbaughs wife is a lot like the wife of Dale’s brother in “Step Brothers.” Like if somebody punched Harbaugh in the face, she would get excited.

It’s worth pointing out the the combined playoff record of the Winnipeg Jets and Atlanta Thrashers francise is no wins in eight attempts.

They are... They are just not in the frame :0

“Oh is that his first game back? What a strange coincidence!”

Well, check out this f’n guy!

Oh, you didn’t like the baseball play made by the other team? Which position do you play?

The Yankees have announced the farewell tour will make stops in all the stadiums and expect a ceremony held pregame and during the 7th inning for Williams.