You’re too cute, I could just take you home :3c

You think accusing someone of being “salty” makes them so? Haha, if I cared what anyone thought, I wouldn’t drive a PT Cruiser.

Yeah, sorry, I don’t have time to keep up on all the “dank memes” Jalopnik users bother to use.

When did they start putting the Ford emblem on Lamborghinis?

Well yeah, but you shouldn’t *have* to do anything to prevent yourself from being the victim of a crime! Teach car thieves not to steal cars!

“Interstellar” mileage would be at least 24,800,000,000,000 miles. I don’t think your Porsche has interstellar mileage.

Would a Conquest work? I see them pop up on craigslist somewhat regularly.

Positive. I don’t much care for bonkers fast.

I want one of those so badly. I know Sym sells a knock-off in the US and I drool a little at them, in spite of their cheapness.

Would *have*.

I didn’t pay anything.

If only I didn’t have this huge spinal fusion which means I can’t rotate my torso more than about 10 degrees. Maybe just teach people to not be dumb shits and use the reflective things attached to their doors.

The Goldwing isn’t a supersport, why would Honda bother with more than the 110HP (or thereabouts) that the ‘Wing makes?

That’ll do, Me Boosta. That’ll do.

Look at that, gaps between the fender and wheel, normal-sized tires, it’s gorgeous. 

TIL the ancient Egyptians were in charge of designing the Atari 2600.

Tom Cervo!

If you want one that isn’t a garage queen, that’s what the numerous kits and replicas are for!

Hyundai/Kia: Placebo.

Yeah, but the things they’re announcing that are new in this new engine are completely lacklustre. Wow, water cooling, 4 valves per cylinder in a pushrod engine, it’s like 1978 all over again.