Maybe be an adult and don’t make fun of fucking children.

After seeing the cookie, I think I would have been on to their scheme

Taco Bell is going to go so hard on this. Doritos Abuelos Tacos Motherfuckers!

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Meanwhile, inside the patrol car...

GOP

Wait, what?

Just....fuck me. What the hell is wrong with people? What justifies killing people at a video game tournament of all places?

If not the whole package, at least the bumper-stay-on option.

If i were buying a Tesla, i would opt for the All-Weather package, unlike these two cheapskates.

Next up, Trump destroys evidence by eating Don Jr.

If there were an incriminating email, he’d print it out and shred it.

There are helluva many times I’ve had to go to the bodega up the street with 5-6 dollars in mixed change. I will usually pre-sort the change by denomination, making it easier to count. And wait until there’s no one else in line before cashing out. I apologized the first couple of times. But she insisted that it wasn’t…

Anyone mildly annoyed by being paid in change does not deserve to have a business.

If your reaction to being paid in change morphs from mild annoyance escalating right into verbal and physical assault, you need to be removed from society for awhile.

OR she was a narcissist only interested in her own interests at any given time and her kids understood this having had to deal with her. And she moved back because her kids in Cali couldn’t stand her and she thought she could emotionally blackmail the old set of kids into dealing with her. They tried to reconcile,…

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”