I’ve seen the argument, “Well my job requires it! They chose this employer!” There’s no material connection between playing on Sundays and smoking weed. They’re not operating heavy machinery or flying an aircraft. Let the dudes blaze up.

This kind of shit is why I immediately mute every single human being on voice chat in any online multiplayer game.

Say they didn’t air it and cut to a black screen during Tribal Council and just tell us that Varner was voted off. There would be “What really happened?” theories all over the Web. They didn’t do the traditional vote to get rid of Varner; everyone was so upset that Probst just asked for a quick hand vote.

I married a Brit, so am almost completely desensitized to cunt now.

Let’s make a deal. Get rid of every unnecessary government agency, expenditure, subsidy, tax break and handout. Basically cut everything that is not essential to the operation of the federal government. Then, get rid of/stop enforcing laws that don’t need to exist. Use the budget surplus to pay off some of the…

Why bother with a theater when they make you wear pants and don’t let you smoke a bowl and pause it to go pee?

Why bother with a theater when you can just watch them at home (about) three months after their release?

Trump’s note 4 years from now:

It’s not clear if Assange will stick to that pledge.

Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?!

Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.

I’m not going to work tomorrow. I need to be with a beer.