Or I could keep it in a GAMMA2 Vittles Vault like every other owner of large dogs.

Or I could keep it in a GAMMA2 Vittles Vault like every other owner of large dogs.

You can always tell when someone at... umm... Él Gawker, is having a bad day with a product.

I second this. These are truly terrible blades.

I second this. These are truly terrible blades.

What, so nobody reads ingredient labels?

Too soon.

Too soon.

When I lived in the south the local Starbucks would always package up 5 pound bags of coffee grounds and put them out for free to attract gardeners. Great for raising the PH after brewing has already removed a good hunk of acid.

Oops.

Build that TopGear Episode! 50, Joey from Friends, and Chris Harris arrive in ____ with _____ to see who _______ the _____.

I haven’t finished the article.... but, Dude... How did your mom make scrambled eggs?!?!

Someone clearly got the wrong idea when co-workers said ‘What a cock’.

Hard to swirl a flute?!? Yeah, maybe if you grew up in a third world locale like Florida.

So, is nobody else a little irked that the recall could have been entirely avoided if people would just ready the damned instructions and use the wall anchors supplied with the unit and noted in the instructions? But no, we can’t use products as they were intended, we have to use them the way we think we should and…

I seem to remember some fat opinionated old auto journalist from the UK saying something about Tesla’s first model and reliability....

I never understood why people peel avocado by hand like that. I’m 99.999998% as effective and a good 30 times faster with a spoon. I even keep a specially sized ‘avocado spoon’.

It seems like the only thing the siphon is required for is the foam, all the other tricks seem to just benefit slightly from the extra pressure of the umm... ‘stuff chamber’, but could just as easily be done in a sealable bottle or mason jar, especially the alcohol infusions.

I cannot express how excited I am for the JB Smoove episode!

Ohh! Or “You’ll never believe these two whatchamacallits can make this!”

Soy sauce, is a bad example, its initial creation has a process to it, at least one thats more than someone combing flour, sugar, flavor, powdered milk solids, emulsifiers, stabilizers, colorants, and other yummy stuff into a package for resale. Hell I’ve seen some cake mixes that are two ingredient desserts right on…

“ in the luxurious carriage of death that is the Model S.”

Got my mom a mandolin for Christmas one year... got a picture of a bloody set of knuckles 2 days later. Sent a cut proof glove as a followup present.