Frankly, the Golden is way smarter than the rest of them. There are a number of huge sausages just lying there, and no little treat or bit of play with one's owner is ever going to make up for just running past them.

Needs to be notarized in triplicate or your hug could be misconstrued.

Well someone needs a hug.

Women are aware that they are drinking alcohol. This is a possible means to prevent them drinking things they aren't aware of. Your argument is seriously flawed. Of course the situation is wrong, but prevention is still important, and if these products can help in any way, why the hell would you argue against them?…