Act tough for a couple years then quietly rescind everything?

This is the happiest moment in the history of any 60 person pop and lock dance crew

When will people learn that “I had no idea that everybody I hired was crooked!” Doesn’t make you look innocent, it makes you look incompetent.

We won 10 in 2007 and 7 in 2014. C’mon now!

If you’re going to Detroit (please, please for the love of God come...we’re not that bad!): We’re most notable for Detroit-style pizza and the godforsaken Coney Island hot dog.

This country is as divided as it’s ever been, excluding all those other years where there was actual Civil War and National Guard troops having to enforce integration decrees and nationwide rioting after the assassination of major public figures and Tories against Rebels and that time they ran in Army tanks to bust up…

If the justification for the travel ban was so they could take 90 days to improve vetting (which is already extensive but anyway), that 90 days that has long since already passed. Why do we still “need” the damn travel ban?

A) what relevance does the statements of some scum Internet commenters have here?

Can we just get an update of SimGolf, please?

You’re right, except these aren’t employees.

One of the problems ESPN’s Darren Rovell points out

D.B. Pooper

Also note that Daniel Tosh is scheduled to perform there on April 18th. Gotta maintain those high standards:

That is no child! That is some sort of large truck.

The key is to make the team lose the roster spot for the duration (or more?) of the suspension. Sure, you can bring a mugger up but if he gets suspended for 5 games, you’ll be making it with 22 guys.

Actually, it’s Garry.

I found Jerry Gergich!

Using your own analogy, she let the insurance lapse, then paid the agent for a new policy but was still getting delayed and dicked around by the home office when the agents decided to burn her house down to teach her a lesson. A little different.