The thing that I hate most about the Patriots is that I can’t even take satisfaction in their Super Bowl losses because they only lose to NFC East teams. Fuck them.

...you do realize that there are no actual ones to be found ANYWHERE, right? I mean, only butthurt fans claim this as a way of messaging their fragile egos that their team hasn’t seen this level of success in forever.

For every Pats fan out there who’s like WE’RE NOT LIKE THAT I SWEAR, there are 587 dudes with 12 avatars who very much are like that, and who are ready to SWAT your house the second you tweet a link to ESPN about this team farting in the opposing team’s water supply.

Before reading: Bring it, Drew! Give me all the cheat-cheat-cheat, TURRIBLE FANS, and Darth Hoodie!

My body is ready.

Most NFL owners suck. Robert Kraft seems like a half decent guy; it’s not necessarily his fault he became good friends with fellow rich white man Donald Trump - Trump reportedly called him every week after Kraft’s wife died. Don’t let that distract you from the fact Kraft didn’t split from the President until he began…

Bold move going with cheating first over having a serial killer on their team when listing the bad things the Patriots are associated with

Now, if this game was in Atlanta, would Mark Reynolds actions be considered challenging the umpire to a duel?

That position has already been filled by Rex Ryan.

Cannot fathom why Asia Argento didn’t come out ahead of this. She was selfish and put #MeToo⁠ ⁠at the crosshairs of detractors.

This doesn’t surprise me. Cycles of abuse are self-perpetuating. I’m surprised more people aren’t pointing out how distressingly similar the details of this assault are to her allegation against Weinstein: the grooming and isolating of the victim, providing alcohol before attacking etc. It’s infuriating to think…

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

Man....that lady could bring a house down. I love how Carol is utterly, utterly shameless in fangirling (and rightfully so) as Aretha lays it open.

Yeah, I can’t watch this without crying. Clearly as far as the American songbook is concerned she was the GOAT, and that performance, at seventy-three, is exhibit A of exhibits A through QQQ of why.

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

Cool, you have ovaries and have used them to their fullest abilities. It’s probably not germane to the conversation you’re trying to force me to listen to.

God it’s so true. And it’s often in reference to being tired or busy. 

What I hate even more is "As a mom...."

And when the person in question is a white woman, not being a mother is the ultimate failure. In my state (though not my district), a progressive candidate for congress has been repeatedly asking the GOP incumbent to debate. His campaign has finally responded last week with this irrelevant and low blow: “Unlike Ms.…

If i changed that to “19 year old boy” the spelling and grammatical errors would still make sense wouldn’t they?