I’d probably pay an obscene amount of money (like, my next house downpayment) for Tom’s hand on my ass, but I am also troubled by his support for *45. UGGGGGGHHHHHH

So you’d rather have your precious tax dollars pay for supporting an unwanted child until age 18? Seems a little more expensive to me, if we’re talking cost analysis.

No sport fucking for you! You don’t pass the magic test of reasons!

“Man: Let’s dooooooo it.

I regret I have but one star to give.

Abortion is a private medical procedure, so it’s really not up to you or me to pass our personal morality onto a complete stranger.

Came here expecting a comment from someone who wants a means test before people can f*ck, did not leave disappointed.

That is badass. Love it! RBG4eva.

When I saw the words “is best read in the voice of Singing Ja”, THAT was my immediate thought. :)

The Amazon reviews look pretty promising. I’m going to give it a whirl. :)

The Amazon reviews look pretty promising. I’m going to give it a whirl. :)

I don’t know if it’s a mid-Atlantic thing or what, bur I have lost count of the number of times I’ve been tailgated on two lane (ie. one lane in each direction) roads, whether I am going above the speed limit (seriously, wtf, THIS IS NOT NASCAR), at the speed limit (dude, we are in a residential neighborhood where…

YOU’RE TEARING ME APART, DONALD!

When I was planning my wedding I frequented some of the wedding-related message boards (The Knot, Wedding Bee, etc.) and it was terrifyingly similar. I suspect the same ladies who get all in a snit over how much you spend on your wedding (what kind of bar you have, how your registry is structured, blah blah blah blah…

SAME.

Yes!!! I think I knew Peanuts was for me when I saw this at the bookstore as a quiet, constantly overthinking teen. :)

Peanuts brings me lots of joy. :)

This would be so delicious if true, like Mike Flynn’s heap o’trouble after the “Lock Her Up” bs. :)

My dad watched him every single weeknight, so I’m glad BillO’s gone, but I also assume dad will now pay more attention to Tucker. Ugh. I wish Fox News would implode and somehow deprogram all of its fans from believing their hateful bullshit.

Now that is poetry. I freaking love it.