Just for grins, I googled 'subway bread controversy' and the first two pages of results were all matters of hand-wringing and such. Ugh. I was duped!

I've missed Subway cookies something fierce. :)

Thank you for that link! I've actually avoided Subway since the bread controversy. I didn't know she had a lot to do with it, or that she is also anti-vaccine. I need to do some homework...at Subway, with a wrap and a cookie!

Yoga pants would be the uniform!

Amen. I would watch this show if it was called ANYTHING else. ("Name of Show." "Show with John Cho." "ABC Show About Stuff." They totally lost me with "Selfie." Sorry, John Cho! I'll stick with Harold and Kumar.

I've seen Express and Old Navy advertise jeans that DON'T start right above your lady bits. I applaud this trend and pray it continues. Low rise jeans are nice when you're thirteen and not so nice when you're over thirty and carrying a spare tire.

In Season 5 of Scrubs, Zach Braff (JD) buys his love interest a porch (well, more of a half acre of land with no house, but a porch did exist!) Must be a recurring theme with this #lamprey.

"Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB."

Get it, girl! :) I bought a condo by myself 5 years ago and while it was a little scary to go out on my own, I don't regret it one bit. It's a huge accomplishment and you have every right to be proud.

I like to think the bottles are rebelling against PA's bass-ackwards methods of selling booze. I am jealous of folks who can go to the supermarket to buy wine. I usually run out of wine at the same time I run out of other staples, damn it!

Still haven't seen it, and I'm not sorry.

I remember my cousin telling me a few years back that she and her husband had decided not to have children, and I recall thinking she said it very clearly and wasn't defensive at all.

Your last sentence is priceless. I could star it 1,000 times. I am going to use that next time I am asked when I'll be having children.

Me too! I constantly get the "When you have children..." line and I can't bring myself to correct the person who is speaking, so I smile and nod. Mostly this line comes from 'concerned' co-workers, relatives and the like, and I am afraid of taking the conversation in a whole other direction ("No kids? Are you nuts?"…

It would be so cool if they could bring back Square One too. We know many kids struggle with math and Common Core is common crap. Square One helped me learn Roman numerals, triangles, probability...

My ex was also my first, so I was very new to, um, everything. Neither of us could understand why I didn't orgasm. It is all so much clearer now!

My current boyfriend is nice and also nice sized. :) He taught me that if you are patient and discerning enough, you can find someone who enjoys foreplay!

I was in a long-term relationship with a guy who was significantly larger than average. I think he used this as an excuse to not engage in other forms of foreplay, as though the size was all I needed.

Apparently! Driving gives me a lot of anxiety because there are so many people out there who care about themselves and no one else. Ugh. Half of me feels terrible for this woman's family and friends, but the other half of me wants this to teach a valuable lesson to people who think their social lives are more…