Oh thank goodness, there is a Bad Apology Bingo card we can use for this http://www.sorrywatch.com/2013/03/04/bad-apology-bingo-2/

And to think there is any comparison to a person with actual talent like Cher in this case is rather strange. One person is talented and one is a symptom of what is wrong with American culture.

Kim got her fame by exposing far more than just T Swift.

Her presence really pisses me off. We all know she only cares about her own legacy and pocketbook and business stature, not about the fucking USA.

What’s with the Italian widow drag? It’s fine that they both chose not to cover their heads in Saudi (though Trump had a major problem with it when Michelle made the same choice), but to then go to the Vatican a couple of days later and not only cover their heads, but go completely overboard with extreme Catholic…

Because Daddy’s little realdoll there is your fucking Princess and you will worship her, you fucking peasant.

We’ll all be tallying bananas soon...

Absolutely sickening that these women cave in to misogynistic Islamist pressure to cover their heads.

Also I think we need a shade court ruling on the Pope’s gift of a letter he authored about protecting the environment from climate change.

So they covered their heads to meet the Pope but not in a Muslim country? Fuck off, Trump women.

Let’s ask Nicole Kidman.

Right?! FFS people, Melania said it herself:

See this space between my finger and thumb pressed tightly together? Oh, there is no space? Yeah, that’s about the same amount of sympathy I have for Melania.

Ramona is 60!!!!! I can NOT with her. But she’s reality tv gold.

Jules! She was hard to watch. Remember when she baked a fork into her calzone?

There were aspects of the movie that Jews from that era would recognize as being very specific to that time and place. The resort setting in particular was intended to replicate a typical Jewish summer vacation in the Catskill mountains, which was still very popular in the sixties. As a matter of fact, my grandparents…

I actually forgot about Devin Nunes and it was only a month ago. This administration is exhausting.

WHY DOES HE HAVE 19 OF HER FAMILY MEMBERS’ PHONE NUMBERS BUT DOESN’T KNOW HER ADDRESS?!?!

YUP. I read her description of events on the AV Club writeup, and all I could think was, ‘Girl, RUN’:

This all seems like a pretty fair response? We don’t have any evidence that he would even be good at doing some sort of political humor/commentary. Its hard for me to fault someone when all they’re saying is “look I just want to do my style of comedy” on their own show.