Stay tuned for today’s episode of: “Can you imagine what the reaction would have been if Michelle Obama had done something like that?”

Wait is he naturally a blonde or a brunette? Because either way dye was involved and they even got his eyebrows which is commitment.

I went to college with him. I can confirm that he is that genuinely sweet and adorable in real life all the time.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

Marisa Tomei probably feels vindicated right now. This proves that if the wrong name is announced by mistake, they will correct it swiftly and everyone will look embarrassed.

The Kushners, Tomi Lahran, Omarosa, Milo; I want to buy each of them a drink, sit them down, and tell every single one of them, “you’re not special.” When Steve Bannon plots the race war to violently rid the world of the Jewish illuminati, he isn’t thinking to himself, “except the rich, finance guy married to the…

Jared Kushner, the quietest Trump, went to the same Hebrew academy I would have gone to, had I been interested in continuing with Hebrew studies. Based on what I learned to that point, I would slap the shit out of Jared Kushner. Per everything I learned in school about Judaism, he’s afand a goddamn disgrace to my…

It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.

“It’s ironic that no matter how many times he talks about this that it’s never good enough.”

I totally remember that Cosby show episode:

Bomb threats to JCC’s nationwide are reaching near 100 incidents since January. They frequently are sites with preschools, which then need to be evacuated for several hours. Nothing has happened thus far , but I cannot imagine the lingering fear that parents experience sending their kids there after an event like this.

It really personalises these stories, doesn’t it?

A friend’s grandparents’ graves are among the desecrated. She found out today, on her grandfather’s yahrzeit. It’s so heartbreaking.

It seems to just be girls doing it - it’s probably supposed to be cute and coquettish, or something. Like how Japanese girls (stereotypically) cover their mouths when giggling?

Andy Cohen is furiously dialing all parties in an attempt to get these people on the next season of Real Housewives of NY.

Are you referring to the fact that a lot of evangelicals think peace in the middle east will bring about the Rapture or something else ?

Yeah, it is also as old hat as firing rockets into civilian population centers then when Israel responds, screaming look at these bad people who attack civilians!

This makes me look forward to Drumpf’s passing. I will wear a red dress and go dancing on his grave.

I just heard my senator, Dick Durbin, on MSNBC. Apparently Sen. Warren, with her popularity and articulateness (is that a word?) gets under the Repubs skin like no one else in the senate. So it was personal.

I’m with you. I think they both despise each other but she’s just as greedy, ruthless & proud as any other Trump.