“... and when I hung up the phone it occurred to me, my boy was just like me yeah, my boy was just like me...

“That’s been around forever. If you keep reporting on it, it’s going to grow like a cancer,” Paula said. “If you forget about it, it’s probably going to go away. The media has to hop on everything and it’s wrong.”

No, she was the wife from Everybody Loves Raymond, which is the exact same thing as being the wife from My Cousin Kevin James or whatever the fuck his show was called.

Whaaat. How’s your HR?

Can the season finale be Nicole Kidman walking out from behind a curtain ready to finally spill the beans?!

Hey now, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. They’re both heinous trolls and vicious fascists.

Perfectly coiffed hair? Girl, I guess.

I agree. She is likely the one running the show.

Y’all at this time we should turn to the Wise One, Katy Perry, who once advised us “Watch out for the Regina George in sheep’s clothing.”

While also running the family business. Sure, that seems legitimate.

And I don’t want any of you horrible people spreading those terrible rumors that Trump is keeping Melania in NYC so he can have Ivanka serve as First Lady. Shame on all of you for even thinking such a horrible thing!

“...Melania is extremely close to Baron,” the source told the Post, “and they have become closer during the campaign...”

Follow-ups: how much is this going to cost us as taxpayers? And how much is this going to cost Midtown businesses?

So.... this is unprecedented ? yes? like how many other families have done this?

Why would Pence bother seeing Hamilton? Does he not even know what it’s about?

Who’s paying for this, by the way?!?!?!?

If the embryos result in a child, she might have legal responsibilities to it whether she wanted it or not. (The law on reproductive technology and custody is all over the place, so it depends on the state/judge.) But also, it’s different from a case where a woman is already pregnant. Here, there is no pregnancy, and…

No high-level security clearance for Tiffy.

“I will not tell you that...Tiffany’s...are my central concerns in life,” the mayor said.

But when push comes to shove, no is always there for you. It is not foolproof—as, sadly, any sexual assault or rape survivor can attest—but when dealing with a boss whose goal is not to forcibly overtake you but instead to see how far he can push you, it may offer you an escape hatch.