Being pushed to a passing train is one of my greatest fears. I hope this woman goes to jail. And I wish trump does not win.

Fuck this election, fuck Donald Trump, fuck Gary Johnson. Oh yes Johnson, there is a special hell waiting for you, you fucking piece of garbage.

Jesus, this, next to terrorism, is my biggest fear in NYC. I always stand far back from the yellow line when the train is coming in and try to stand near a pillar (because I think that I could grab onto it. I probably couldn’t. But. You know).

Do you really thing Deep Blue Something unified the world?

I like how they don’t play on stage when women sexually grab Tim on stage. Faith and Tim give zero fucks about calling a grabby, handsy bitch out in front of the entire audience.

she just seems like she truly believes in love and good things but also would cut a punk if they crossed her/her husband/her friends.

I’ve always had mad respect for Faith Hill. Could give a shit about her music but I’m really down for brunch

I’m guessing by “accident,” they mean that Kim posted it by force of habit, but then thought better of it. She likely is ready to start the process of getting back to normal, but hasn’t yet decided what her new normal will be. Just my guess.

Oh, you know she’s talking about Kim Richards. I mean, if Rinna isn’t sanctimoniously making Kim’s problems all about herself, it’s just not RHoBH...

Some of us are “some people”. Congrats on being privileged and rich enough not to have to give any fucks about society, though. That must be sweet.

It is super telling about every single one of your privileges that you brush off his dangerous racism, misogyny, ableism, Islamophobia, xenophobia, love for murderous tyrants, and ignorance with a mere “...worse for some people, but calm your little heads”. Seriously? Get stuffed.

I am giving birth in a Catholic hospital in two months and I’m really afraid. I only agreed to it because the board of nurses defers to the OB, and my OB’s response to my concern was “they’re not in the room with me, I’ll tell them what I have to. Your life always comes first.”

Wait, what the heck is “keep the shiny side up”? Shiny side of what?

Also there’s a dozen paint markers in the photo.

Apple would be better if she enunciated.

Because these children dress like actually children unlike the kardashian kids who look terribly uncomfortable at all times...

I’ll help finance this project by selling boxes of World’s Finest chocolates.

Tito Jackson backed karaoke dreams are readily available.

“...there’s a loophole for those arrested for incest involving someone under 12 years old.”
*record scratch* Say what now?