This wins the gold before any of you even start:

And yet somehow this was overlooked...

how are they insufferable?

Yea after being harassed with death threats both locally and nationally, you dipshit asshole. Weird they would “freely” make a decision to move after that!

Carole was fanning those flames HARD. And she was going for it with Ramona too. I did not see any magical chemistry or flirting between Ramona and Tom, unless it was all edited out. If telling someone they smell like grapefruit is the sweetest thing Carole has ever heard a woman say to a man, she should seriously…

In all fairness all of the styles were awful and left the models looking worse after than before.

sonja did not give one fuck about tom not being with her until ramona pushed her into it “ARENT YOU SOOOOOOO UPSET? YOU WERE WITH HIM FOR 10 YEARS. HE’S YOUR LOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

I don’t think it’s inherently racist to wonder if those were real words. My husband is from the virgin islands and his mother is from antigua. A few months ago at a party all his cousins were like, “I don’t know wtf she’s saying.”

:/ it sounds like you know what you need to do.

He’s either cheating on her or he’s actually playing Pokémon Go until 5 a.m.

“Youse” is typical NJ/NY talk. “Ingrediences” is 100% Teresa Giudice.

What do you suppose the 1720 is in her twitter handle? Surely there can’t be 1719 other milania.guidice’s on twitter. Maybe she’s supernatural and that’s her birth year.

She traced that shit.

The Old Bear made a mistake one time- he told my mother that what she had made that day was not “as good as moms”. She smiled, took his plate and gave it to the dog and told him that if he wanted further meals, he had better get to drivin’ since his mother lived 5 hours away. As for her and the girls, there would be…

I’m trying to be gentle ... but I think you know the explanation. His wife caught him in yet another web of lies, and he’s freaked out about destroying his marriage. Even though he already did. His wife probably banned him from talking with you or texting you. (Please, please, please do not reach out to his wife…

Lesbian Jesus is my new band name

I too am a Texan turned Northeasterner and to this day can’t go to a Mexican restaurant in NYC without mentioning that the salsa was made in NEW YORK CITY!!!