Yes, these are terrible. I don’t hear much defense for Kathy Griffin either. But let’s not pretend there weren’t burning effigies of Obama and racist comparisons to animals for Michelle and conspiracy theories that Sasha and Malia weren’t the Obamas’ children. Did you rail against those as well? I’m guessing not.

I look forward to seeing what Laineygossip says re: Jen Garner. To strike back at People, who will basically print your PR release, is really something. All the celebs go to People first, because they know they will soft peddle it. So this... is interesting.

Um, that’s Kylie, not Kim. Kim is the one with the butt, Khloe is the tall one, Kourtney has the kids and Kylie has the fake lips that she lied about and the lipstick line.

I want to have your job, please.

I’ve read that Scientology labeled her a ‘suppressive person’, and Tom and the kids had to cut ties with her to stay in the religion. Remember, his mom and sisters are in it, too, and one of his sisters works for him as a publicist. In order to get out, Nicole had to leave the kids behind. The first few years the…

I’ve tried to get away with using ‘dupes’ like Pixi Glow Tonic and Paula’s Choice 2% but they’ve done nothing. I might have to give it up and buy the P50, but I’m stubborn about going through hoops to get it. Pisses me off! What are you, Hermes or something? :)

After getting her ‘power’ (as the young ones say) getting taken away by Big, Carrie had the upper hand with Aidan. And she was still into Big. So she wasn’t the best girlfriend to him.

Oh, Teresa, pretending that she learned anything from spending time ‘away’. I hope they deport Joe and she follows. Oh, who are we kidding, they’ll either divorce or stay married and she’ll visit over the summer because the kids need to stay in school.

I think they were going for drama. And who cares, MN is a flyover state, right? (Said sarcastically, I live in the Metro).

Thank you for requesting clarification re: Hennepin County. I live in the Metro area, was trying to figure out how to word it without sounding unintentionally racist.

I hate Bravo’s new logo, and the new way they are filming Real Housewives promos. Glamour action shots interspersed with clips or some sh*t. And RHOA started playing around with dramatic songs (not just music, some Kandi Factory reject was warbling lyrics) played over Kenya or Porsha looking melancholy.

HOW COULD YOU IGNORE THAT JOHN STAMOS IS IN THE KOKOMO VIDEO?

But Karhetine Jackson and the other guardian still get paid, right? I mean, that’s what’s important. Leave a kid to fend for himself most days of the week but show up to parent-teacher conferences and call it even!

Her father left her virtually nothing.

How often does this happen, really? Are you saying that many flights would be disrupted by last minute employees needing to fly? That’s what the issue was here, from what I understand. Passengers are boarded and the flight crew came up and said they need to get on. Is 60 minutes not enough time for a flight crew to…

Yeah, no, Orthodox Jews leading the Easter Egg roll? That’ll piss off the Jews (and Israel) and prove to the Christians that Ivanka is still secretly Christian.

“Well, the Jews must have been expecting it, you know? The train ride, the taking away of their luggage, the shower...”

Hoping Melissa McCarthy is available Saturday night.

You’ll notice that Tiffany has pointedly been left out of working for the Trump Organization, and didn’t go on the Aspen Ski Trip. She benefits from the money, but Marla Maples has been quoted as saying she had the ‘blessing’ of raising Tiffany on her own. Out of sight, out of mind for Donald.

Taylor Swift re: Kanye