Sorry, had to go for the low-hanging fruit.

Wow, that’s a real kick in the nuts.

And here it is, and they are. There are many Antichrists and Trump is as good an example as I can imagine.

The evangelicals I know have universally been the kind of person who demands an entire philosophy of life the size of a bumper sticker. They want things to be simple. Trump makes 1 demand of them - believe me - and they can do it. No compromises, no sacrifices that they weren’t already willing to make. Just a simple…

Chamomiles Davis Johnson is right!

So you’re telling ME there’s a GUY who gets OFF on blowing through TOLL BOOTHS?

She’s 18 and he’s 39, and formerly a coach. He’s the creep.

Listen!

Gray and unkempt.

27 yards, never forget.

Marv Levy deserves that dubious honor almost as much

Babylon 5 has an entire first season of major missteps.

Ctrl-F “Laserblast”

I bet the segment was cut for not saying anything we didn’t already know about Palin.

In this day and age, orchestras would rapidly go bankrupt if not for cheap cash-ins.

All Americans stand united in this if nothing else: fuck Larry Nassar.

He raps like Yoda and he talks like Wayne